Total Medals Earned: 79 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,085 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/130 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/395 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/175 points)
Medals Earned: 3/21 (40/500 points)
Medals Earned: 10/83 (70/1,700 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
Medals Earned: 12/18 (410/660 points)
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/385 points)
Die.
Get the Good Ending.
Get the Bad Ending
Get the Sex Ending.
Make Him Watch.
Interupt Someone's birthday.
Defeat 100 or more enemies total.
Don't use your flashlight and survive for 2 minutes.
Defeat all enemy types.
Defeat 500 or more enemies total.
Defeat 1,000 or more enemies total.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Last 3 and a half minutes without getting hit.
Defeat 250 enemies in a single play.
Collect 25 or more power-ups total.
Defeat 150 enemies without picking up any power-ups.
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Collect all the stars in each level
You are downloading RAM
Have a faster download speed than the dev
Buy another PC
Repair a PC
Complete PC repair 3
Automate the basic stuff
Buy your first supercomputer
Unlock the tree fertilizer
Complete PC repair 6
End inflation
Unlock all auto repairs
Make PC prices drop to 0
Gain 1e60 PCs without ever buying any CPU and PC Upgrades.
Gain 1e60 PCs without completing PC repair 2
Unlock the black hole
Complete SC Repair 3
Begin harvesting stars
Max out the black hole duration
Max out both wormholes and harvest speed
Purchase Planetarium Upgrade 6
You beat the game.
Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.
Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.
Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!
Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.
Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.
Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.
Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.
Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.
Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.
Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.
Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!
Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.
Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.
View a fine piece of framed artwork.
What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!
Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.
Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.
Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.
And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.
Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.
Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.
Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.
Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.
Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.
Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!
Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.
Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.
Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.
Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.
Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.
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Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!
Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.
Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!
Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.
Discover one of several secret codes.
The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.
Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!
Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.
Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)
Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.
Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!
Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.
Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.
Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.
Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!
Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.
Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.
Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!
Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.
Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.
Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.
Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.
Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.
Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.
A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.
Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.
Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?
Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.
Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.
Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.
Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)
Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.
Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.
Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.
Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.
Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.
Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.
Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.
Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.
Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...
Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Defeated the final boss by your will and might alone
You survived, but at what price?
Nothing is ever free.
Defeated Slugmo
Laid one suffering from life to rest
Outsmart the verdant Aardwulf
